Thanks to Cole for the metaphor.
To quote Eddie Izzard, "Uhm...QUOI?"
aka non sequitur much?
Vote Republican. That is all.
UPDATE: That is not all.
UPDATE II: It would be my fervent wish to cuddle with Rachel Maddow as we drifted off to sleep in a hammock in the middle of a Nebraska August's eve, if I felt for a moment she might enjoy it for a second. This is one of the many reasons why:
"Today's Republican Party, brought to you by fear. Scaring people into getting in line since the first time God ever smoked something."