To every conservative that ever clutched their pearls using the phrase "Bush Derangement Syndrome"...

...Go straight to hell. This is so fucking stupid (via Sadly):

Tucker: (taken aback) A car cake?! How come they get a car cake?!

Church: What are you complaining about, man? We're about to get a tank cake in the very next drop.

Tucker: (disappointed) You can't pick up chicks in a tank cake.

Church: Oh you know what? You could bitch about anything couldn't you?