Cool as Ice

It's not just blind stupdity, it's hip!



We need tanks and hummers, not hybrid cars!
We need honest politicians, not communist czars!
USA, not the USSR.
We need more Ann Coulter and less Bill Maher.
[…]
I don’t need another lecture from the Socialistic hypocrite.
Tuesday was your birthday, but where’s your birth certificate?

I can't figure out which is worse, that or this:



Seriously,

When conservatives try to replicate "cool", they end up with laughable shit like this:



or in short, WWJDIHWOICD?

(HA, HA!) Nothing Ventured, nothing gained...

Rocked silent in a soft lullaby
Panic stirred me awakened by a ringing phone in time
Where and when would I see her?
Crazy were the words that scribbled out your mouth
I stuttered replacing your face to those words
Where and when would I kill her?
I'll wish on this, i'll wish with this
I wish... to the bitter end of my day
Where were you?

So you had your turn and you made it work
Now i'm the laughing stock of your joke
Crazy as it may seem I cried for you when you
Told me to date all of the things that made you end up in my life
And i'll believe anything anything I have no luck with girls

I overheard that you were unhappy too
Misleading trust into a relationship that makes no sense
Over and out Connecticut
But you had your back turned as you faded away
At the end of my day I found out
You weren't worth what I thought of you

Write this down in that diary that you abuse
Can we make plans can I just get through to you
Is this weird... do i scare her?
I'll wish on this, i'll wish with this
I wish... that you could share the love you'd shared with others with me

This isn't love so forever let it go... forever will it burn
This isn't love there on the backend of forever I wish I would never hurt again

YES! The Gregory Brothers FTW!

Presented without comment, A-TtN #4, shorty:

...First as tragedy, then as farce." *

ZOMGz! She's a Replicant!
I'm thinking it's the Nexus-FAIL model:

Pris's hair and make-up:


Rachel's wardrobe:


And Roy Batty's rhyme-skills:

"Roy: Come on, Deckard, I'm right here, but you've got to shoot straight.
[Deckard fires again.]
Roy: Straight doesn't seem to be good enough. Now it's my turn. I'm gonna give you a few seconds before I come. One, Two. Three, Four. -- Pris...
Deckard: Arrghhh.
[Chase starts... Roy begins howling.]
Roy: (singing) I'm coming. -- Four, five. How to stay alive. -- I can see you! -- (grasping hand) Not yet. Not...
[Roy puts spike through hand and screams.]
Roy: Deckard-- Yes...
[Roy puts head through wall.]
Roy: You better get it up, or I'm gonna have to kill ya! Unless you're alive, you can't play, and if you don't play... Six, seven. Go to hell, go to heaven."

via Rifftrax:

"Is Poe's Law applicable to hair?"

RETIRE HER IMMEDIATELY.

*OMG, I quoted a communist!

Please, all you patriots out there, feel free to rescind my eligibility for the Supreme Court of these United States.

In the vein of Shamblog

I'm about to take a shit on popular opinion. I found the woman through of all filters, Sully.
but the rest of the world noticed in the meantime. The UK laughed at her mere appearance, and People embraced her wholeheartedly. Somewhere in the middle is John Cole, who is rolling his eyes at the pure obsession of any infantile masses. I just think that the best will prevail. Musically,

Susan Boyle vs. a DJ



VS.

High Contrast - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang




She definitely loses this battle, but the woman has never been kissed. To me, that's a fundamental human experience. Who's going to step up?

PS - I think in terms of songs named "Cry me a river" one can do no better than a punk/metal cover:

Best Music Video of the 21st century

Weezer - Pork And Beans
Uploaded by Weezer

Is it weird that I can't swallow Bubblegum flavored Candy Beans?!

After I digress into a heavy issue, or if I feel as if I've ranted a bit too much(you know it and I know it when I start a post with "FUCK", but then I calm down and the post becomes dry to the point at which I'm reading like an academic) I like to do a little Etch-a-Sketch cleanup, a Palate Cleanser. It's like dessert for your head. Enjoy.


Explosions in the Sky - "The Only Moment We Were Alone"
HINT: Play this as LOUD as you possibly can.


HEROINE
Annie Druyan puts the smackdown.

Saturday Afternoon Sore-Throat Can't Talk Music