...and tries to out-batshit Glenn Beck...
...and inevitably fails. Gloriously. You can't out crazy Glenn Beck. So Awesome.
Bring on the Apocalypse. We are all Mayans now.
Also, in a totally unrelated thing, I came across this quote from one of the classics of American Literature.
“No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which one is true.”