I'm about to take a shit on popular opinion. I found the woman through of all filters, Sully.
but the rest of the world noticed in the meantime. The UK laughed at her mere appearance, and People embraced her wholeheartedly. Somewhere in the middle is John Cole, who is rolling his eyes at the pure obsession of any infantile masses. I just think that the best will prevail. Musically,
Susan Boyle vs. a DJ
High Contrast - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
She definitely loses this battle, but the woman has never been kissed. To me, that's a fundamental human experience. Who's going to step up?
PS - I think in terms of songs named "Cry me a river" one can do no better than a punk/metal cover: